Peyton and Mama have a disagreement

My child sometimes sleeps. Often the more tired he is the less eager he is to indulge in such a luxury. I think he's afraid that I'm going to do something amazingly interesting without him, he's in for some disappointment later in life.
Nap time usually occurs between 11:30 and 12:00. There are occasional things that take us off that track and there in lies the rub (thanks Shakespeare).
On this particular occasion, Peyton didn't get a good nights sleep and then got to nap time around 12:30. I figured my child would be passing out as we walked to his bed... no... not so much. It took an hour to get him to settle down, but he finally did. When he summoned me to come get him up after a good 3 hour nap I realized what had kept him so quiet...
Tore down his curtain
Broke his blinds
Took off his shirt
Took off his pants
Took off his diaper
Took off his socks
Peed a nice big puddle on all his bedding
To name a few...